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You believe that spilling a beer is alcohol abuse.
You fall down a flight of steps and DON'T spill a drop of your beer.
You grow a beard because it stops beer that's running down your chin.
You explain to your bank manager that you spent your overdraft mainly on beer and women; the rest I just wasted.
You spell Alcohol with a capital letter out of respect.
You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.
Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence?? - I don't think so!
Two hands and just one mouth... - now THAT'S a drinking problem!
You can focus better with one eye closed.
The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar.
You fall off the floor...
Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you.
You wake up in the bedroom, your underwear is in the bathroom, you fell asleep clothed.
The whole bar says 'Hi' when you come in...
Don't recognize wife unless seen through bottom of glass.