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【幽默】爆笑情人节英文短信

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      老外的地道短信不可不学。瞧下面三个爆笑地道英文短信,情人节那天不妨发给已经步入爱情“坟墓”的他/她。当然,“围城”之外的情侣自不用急,多多短信蜜语等待您赏阅,只要愿意,如下真诚的告白也许能够带给您意想不到惊喜! http://www.xue90.cn来自《幽默学英语》网


Text Messages are fast becoming the most popular means of short message communication. Here are our favourite love text messages! Short, Cute and Sweet:)

Don't delay to send them for free to your loved ones...
You can use sweet text messages to flirt about your love and admiration for someone while expressing your true feelings...

Love SMS jokes

**Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
Wife says, it means - With Idiot for Ever.

** Definitions :
Home : A place where you can scratch where it itches.
LOVE : Loss Of Valuable Energy
WIFE : Worries Invited For Ever

** A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

Sweet love SMS

** Love can be expressed in many ways. One way I know is to send it across the distance to the person who is reading this.

** Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.

** May this Valentine bless us with the cupid of love and warmth of romance. Happy Valentine's Day Honey!

** My heart for you will never break. My smile for you will never fade. My love for you will never end. I love you!

** True love is hard to find. But the love inside of me is true. It appeared the day I met you!

** I asked God for a rose & he gave me a garden. I ask God for a drop of water & he gave me an ocean. I asked God for an angel & he gave me you!

** One day you ask me: what's more important to you, me or your life? I'll say my life and you'll go and leave without even knowing that you are my life.

** My eyes are hurting because I can't see you. My arms are empty because I can't hold you. My lips are cold because I can't kiss you but. My heart is breaking because I'm not with you.

** It is not being in love that makes me happy... but is being in love with YOU that makes me happy.

** I feel something in my heart, it's like a little flame. Every time I see you, this flame lights up. This flame is special for you, because I LOVE YOU!


I am confident the LOVE between YOU & ME!

** There are times when I fall in love with someone new, but I always seem to find myself back in love with you.

** The hardest thing you'll ever do is watch the one you love, love someone else.

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