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  【职场】成天看着一堆一堆的钱
       Tom: Jerry! Haven’t seen you in ages! How’s business? Jerry: Couldn’t be better, tom, I’m looking at piles of money! Tom: Really? What’s your line? Jerry; I’m a bank teller. Tom:Jerry!多年不见!生意怎么样...
 
http://www.xue90.cn/humor/new.asp?newid=5163   (2008年10月14日) (0) (0) (0)
   
  老色狼给小色狼的N条忠告
       1、当她要你请她吃饭的时候,你不妨长时间注视她,如果她表现出来的不是乖巧和温情,那你就别破费。       2、你在决定追一个女人的时候,先想想自己能不能在她面前保持本色,否则别去委屈自己。       3、一等色狼爱才女,二等色狼爱淑女,三等色狼爱...
 
http://www.xue90.cn/humor/new.asp?newid=825   (2007年6月1日) (0) (0) (0)
   
  【生活】老鼠闹飞机
       Passengers Held Up After Mouse Spotted on Flight Passengers on a KLM flight were delayed at Nice airport for five hours after one of the passengers spotted a mouse. The Dutch pilot refused to take off for Amsterdam until technicians had checked t...
 
http://www.xue90.cn/humor/new.asp?newid=4756   (2008年8月8日) (0) (0) (0)
   
  【生活】投资股票
       Son: I just bought stock in a company that makes CD players. Father: Now that’s a sound investment. 儿子:我刚买了一家生产CD机的公司的股票。 父亲:那是可靠的投资。(那是在声音上的投资)。
 
http://www.xue90.cn/humor/new.asp?newid=5174   (2008年10月14日) (0) (0) (0)
   
  【童趣】小孩的囧问题
       Kids can sometimes ask the toughest questions. Son: Father, Can I ask you a question? Father: Ok ,ask. Son: When a doctor doctors a doctor, does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as the doctor being doctored wants to be doctored or d...
 
http://www.xue90.cn/humor/new.asp?newid=5329   (2008年11月14日) (0) (0) (0)
   
  【职场】如何对付打瞌睡的员工
       The manager said he couldn’t do a thing with Jones. “He dozes all day.” “Put him at the pyjama counter.” 经理说他拿Jones一点办法也没有。 “他整天打瞌睡”。 “把他安排到睡衣柜台”。
 
http://www.xue90.cn/humor/new.asp?newid=5112   (2008年10月2日) (0) (0) (0)
   
  【生活】夏天的街头诱惑
 
夏天到了,街上的美女穿着越来越单薄.......
 
http://humor.linkstom.cn/humor/new.asp?newid=2461   (2019/12/9 23:41:24) (9) (17) (2)
   
  【男女】哭笑不得的女友
       1前些日子一起出去爬山,中间休息,喝水ing,她突然把水洒到我裤子口上,然后跳出很远,非常大声的说:跟你说过多少次了,上厕所小心点 怎么又撒倒裤子上了。当时很多人马上看我,我脸那个红啊。好长时间说不出话来。   2我女朋友属于那种大大咧咧的类型,不是很...
 
http://www.xue90.cn/humor/new.asp?newid=5438   (2008年12月25日) (0) (0) (0)
   
  【男女】女人真是难以理解
       Lady: I hate it when people talk about me! Neighbor: How about when they don’t talk about you? Lady: I hate that even worse! 女士:我讨厌人们谈论我! 邻居:人们不谈论你不就行了? 女士:那就更讨厌了。
 
http://www.xue90.cn/humor/new.asp?newid=5095   (2008年9月30日) (0) (0) (0)
   
  【童趣】It looks like popped rain
       It looks like popped rain A little girl from South was seeing snow for the first time. "Oh, Mommy," she cried excitedly, "What is it?" "That's snow, dear," answered her mother, "What did you think it was?&qu...
 
http://www.xue90.cn/humor/new.asp?newid=5433   (2008年12月23日) (0) (0) (0)
   
  【生活】计算机盲
        An end-user(终端) hotline received a call about a bad software disk. They asked the customer to make a copy of the disk and mail it in to the hotline. A few days later, they received a letter with a mimeographed(油印机) copy of the disk. Since ...
 
http://www.xue90.cn/humor/new.asp?newid=4965   (2008年9月17日) (0) (0) (0)
   
 
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