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| A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl? B: It's a girl. She's my daughter. A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father. B: I'm not. I'm her mother. | |||
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| 坐飞机有美女陪伴的高招 | |||
| A Soldier's Brilliant Idea Mr. Robinson had to travel somewhere on business, and as he was in a hurry, he decided to go by air. He liked sitting beside a window when he was flying, so when he got on to the plane, he looked for a window seat.... | |||
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| 妻子失声了 | |||
| One guy goes to a doctor and says, "Doctor, my wife has lost her voice. What should I do to help her get it back？" 一个男人问医生：“大夫，我妻子嗓子说不出话。我应该做些什么才能帮助她？” The doctor replies, "Try to ... | |||
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| 广告的妙用 | |||
| One businessmen were talking about advertising on TV excitedly. As none of them had ever done it before, everyone had his point of view. At this moment, Mr. Grey arrived. He was a car dealer and once placed an advertisement on TV. “ What are... | |||
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| 歧义广告 | |||
| We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand. 我们不使用机器撕毁您的衣服。我们会小心翼翼地用手撕。 （原意是要表达：我们不使用机器，以避免撕毁您的衣服。我们会用手工小心地修补衣服。） 你们可真够狠的！不用机器撕... | |||
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| Virtue | |||
| Many years after receiving my graduate degree, I returned to the State University of New York at Binghamton as a faculty member. One day in a crowded elevator, someone remarked on its inefficiency. I said the elevators had not changed in the 20 years... | |||
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| Difference | |||
| "I can always tell a graduate class from an undergraduate class," observed the instructor in one of my graduate engineering courses at California State University in Los Angeles. "When I say, 'Good afternoon,' the undergraduates respon... | |||
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| Too Long | |||
| The travel editor of a newspaper called, saying she was finally using an article I had written several years earlier. She wanted to be sure the tour information was still correct. "I also wanted to make certain," she sheepishly confessed, &... | |||
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| 汤姆&吉姆 | |||
| Tom call Jim's name:"I can't bear such a foolish!" and Jim say:"You mother could (bear)!" 汤姆对着吉姆骂道:"我受不了你这个苯蛋了!" 吉姆说:"你妈妈能!" 附:bear 有两重意思:"生"和"忍受"... | |||
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| 吝啬鬼请客 | |||
| The mean man's party The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot." &qu... | |||
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